Friday 9 November 2012

Dating In The Electronic Age

The dating world has changed a lot in the last decade. From the 50's to the new millennium, things were about the same, and before 1950, things were the same for hundreds of years. With all the social media, email, texting, and cell phone options available, it is now pretty much pro forma that you will contact your lover a couple of times each day. In the spirit of brotherhood, I have taken the time to highlight a few good ideas that you should consider when dating someone in this brave new world!


Emailing Her At Work

If your sweetie has a computer at work, it is pretty easy to email her a quick little note saying that you are thinking about her and asking how her day is going. Do not forget that anything that you send to the workplace is an intrusion on her employers time that they are paying her for. Keep any communications fairly infrequent, not more than one a day, and only a paragraph or so. Email is not private, so do not include anything that might embarrass her. Talking about your sex life or wild parties is not appropriate at all. Many people think that email is as private as snail mail. It is not. It is actually the property of whoever runs the computers that the email is sitting on. In this case, the employer. They are free to read it, and if they find anything in it that they do not like, they can fire her. Many employees have found this out the hard way!


Male Acquaintances of Hers Posting On Her Facebook Account

Do not get jealous of other guys admiring your girl. After all, she must be hot if you were attracted to her in the first place. Think of it as a compliment to your good taste. That being said, if it is happening too much you may want to ask her how she thinks about it all. It could be that you and her do not see eye to eye on lewd comments. You will know more from her actions as to what the real situation is. If they do not have a long standing fraternal relationship partly based on lewd joking and she has any sort of class, she will likely delete the post, and if it persists will un-friend the dud. If you see the guy someplace, you might want to ask him why he is diminishing her in front of her Facebook friends by making those comments. Often people making lewd comments think nothing of it, and usually do not get the fact that it makes both themselves and the targets look like they have no class.


Turn Down Your Answering Machine to “Off”

People call at the most inconvenient times. An inopportune call from your ex girlfriend could be totally misunderstood. Even if you wouldn’t do such a thing as hook back up with your ex, your girlfriend will not be happy. Turn the volume to OFF, and rest easy. Check the message when she goes to the washroom.


Get Up With Her, Then Go Back to Sleep

Many women are very career oriented now. A lot of women have to get up really early to get to work and start. If she’s crashing at your place, get up with her, no matter how early it is. Make her a tea. The extra attention will be well received, and you can pretty much bank on getting some extra loving that night for the effort! After she goes, you can always get some more sack time. So it is not as if you ruined your whole day for her. She will likely more than make up for it that night, if you get my drift. This is the best nooky-getting gimmick ever!


Use Your Smartphone Reminders

Use your fancy smart phone to do more than just call, text or surf. They all have some sort of calendar/reminder function, so use it to your advantage. You may already be using it for important events already.. Plug in her birthday, anniversary, valentines, etc. Set up each reminder with multiple alarms so that you have time to be prepared. I usually use one week, one day and one hour reminders for just about every recurring event that I have in my phone calendar. This is one little trick that just keeps returning sexual favors year after year.


Change Your Sheets and Pillowcases Regularly

This one is obvious, but necessary. Women love getting into a bed with fresh sheets and pillowcases that smell like fabric softener. They do not like getting into a bed with cracker crumbs and drool stains on the pillows.


Shop With Her – At Your Local Sex Store

There is nothing worse than breaking out a funky sex toy or costume that you bought for your new girlfriend; only to find out she doesn’t like it, or it doesn’t fit. You cannot return intimate apparel or sex toys, so it is worth the effort to get the right stuff in the first place. Make the effort to involve her in the selection so she will actually be into using whatever you get. Go for a drink to get her inhibitions loose, and then take her to the adult shop. She can pick out what she wants, and that night you can have some real fun.


So just make a few changes and have a great time!

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