Going Through Life With A Smile On Your Face

First dates are always fraught with trepidation. I mean, you are hoping for the best, but often you get something far shy of that mark.There must be a reason why first dates are so tough. If you are not sure of where you are going, dressing appropriately is a killer. I mean, dressing for a punk rock concert is hardly appropriate if you are going to a 5 star restaurant for the evening. The main problem of course is that you do not know how well you are going to hit it off, and you may end up with the evening dragging on forever. In many cases you have decided after about fifteen minutes that it is not going to work out, but you are trying to make the best of a bad situation. There are not many of us that can just tell someone that it is not going to work out and walk away within a few minutes. Most of us just sit there a stick it out, silently hoping that somehow things will improve. My personality just does not allow me to confront someone at all. I just cannot sit there and look someone in the eye and say that it is not working out. I usually deal with a bad date by being polite during the date, but then never returning calls if he wants to go out with me again.  It may sound cowardly, but what the heck, I am a coward!

Do you want to know a good way to keep yourself happy on a dud date? Keep reading!

Even if you are out with a steady boyfriend, he might run into work associates and spend the evening talking shop, thus leaving you pretty much out of the conversation. An even worse, and more probable scenario, is that he runs into some jock pals of his and they talk sports all night. I am not into sports. I mean when you look at athletes on screen, they have all this protective gear or baggy clothing on. I mean, there might be eye candy galore, but who can see it. And video games? Give me a break. Looking at a bunch of make believe characters hack away at each other is hardly fun.  To listen to the animated way that gamers talk you would think that there is nothing more important in the world, but to me it is like watching flies mating. I am sorry for segueing into that topic, but as you can see it is a sore point with me. A real date killer!

One unfortunate side effect of being brought up the way that I was is that I must always be polite. It is just part of who I am. I just cannot jump up and scream that I am sick and tired and I am not going to take this anymore! So too many times I just sat there, bored out of my mind, and hoping the evening will just end. I mean, face it, if I have had to make polite because someone has been virtually ignoring me all night, or boring me senseless, there is no way he is getting into my panties. So when I go home, the rest of the evening is strictly about self-gratification as it were!

So while being bored to death one night, my mind got to wandering a bit as I made a mental note to make sure that I put fresh batteries in my little pleasure rod.  I had seen these cool vibrating panties in a sex shop a couple of weeks before, and although I sort of dismissed the idea at the time, I could suddenly see possibilities. The day after that particular date, I purchased a pair. I decided that the model with remote control would best meet my needs.

For my next date I wore my pulsating panties. As I thought, when we arrived at our local drinking establishment, my escort du jour ends up in a two hour discussion on the recent NFL draft or some such nonsense. After a few minutes I had had enough and decided to swing my vibrating unmentionables into action. It was incredible how good it felt. From nothing to ninety in about 15 seconds.  I sat on my stool in bliss, playing with the controls. I found out that I could time my release to occur when the more popular of the teams scored. That way, everyone thought I was really into the game.  A couple of times I miss timed it, but fortunately there was a close play on the screen each time, so most people assumed I was reacting to that. By the end of the evening I had it down to a science. Football was never so interesting to me before!

It worked out so well that it has now become my standard date wear.  If the evening is going particularly well and I have not had to resort to my pleasure panties, it is pretty easy to hit the ladies room just before going home and remove them to avoid any embarrassment as we rip off each others clothes in preparation to tangling the sheets.

A few weeks after my first use of my amazing apparel, I was sitting at a boring sales meeting. The boss was doing his usual song and dance justifying his existence. He was all excited talking about targets and quotas and quarterly projections. You know, that same old crap that every sales manager spews forth like projectile vomit. As usual I was getting a headache listening to it all.. I mean, we are the ones getting the sales, and all he does is drone on about stuff that will not help us land any sales at all. Targets, projections – I do not care about that. I just want the company to start making some viable products that are easy to sell.  Enough about that. So as I was sitting there, it seemed to me that this was not a lot different than listening to my boyfriend and his pals drone on about the latest game. Then it hit me like a baseball bat to the head. Why not do the same thing at work that I did on crappy dates? The following week, I tried it out for the first time.  Suddenly, the meeting took on a whole new meaning for me. And the best thing was that the panties were quiet enough that nobody could hear. Before long, I was wearing them every day. This meant that I needed a drawer full of play panties, but they were the best investment I ever made. I mean, after all, they changed my whole outlook on working.  Everyone at work lately remarks how happy I always am now. They all assume of course that I have a new lover or something. But I will never tell!  No matter what the trial, I just smile.

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